When is a suspension- a suspension? Or the non suspension, suspension.

were you ever suspended from school?
did you know anyone who was suspended from school?
were they kind of suspended? did they show up at school after they were suspended?
I think not. suspended meant suspended. you did not show up at school, period.
john mccain suspended his campaign, kind of.
he said he suspended it, then went on participating [...]

The Vagina Monologue – are you a view or a vagina?

The question is clear-can you exchange one vagina for another.
McCain and the republicans say YES. Women want to vote for a woman, period.
It does not matter if they share their view on guns, immigration, or the economy.
A woman will vote for a woman, will vote for a woman.
The democrats say NO. One woman is [...]

why don’t republicans have a sense of humor?

Republicans don’t have a sense of humor. Why is that?
They nominate a moose-hunting character right out of Saturday Night Live meets Northern Exposure, and then close her off to reporters.
They argue that the “media” is being too hard on a person they basically never heard of a week ago and who could sit one [...]